A book is a dream that you hold in your hand. ~ Neil Gaiman
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Open Letter to the Big Hairy Man
I love you dearly. The last fifteen years with you have been delightful, and for once I am not being sarcastic in the least. Given this, I have a favor to ask, which I hope you will fully consider with honest intent. Search your soul and see if you can find it in you to give this one small gift to your adoring wife.
All I ask of you, my beloved, is this: STOP GIVING THE DOG
WASABI PEAS. Yes, I know. You think it's hilarious to watch him do the hot spice
doggie dance, but then he spits it out somewhere and I end up finding it, broken and half chewed, later.
On the floor.
With my bare feet.
Have you ever experienced the
pain of digging spicy freeze dried vegetable shards from your flesh? No? Turns
out it's not so pleasant. Please, for the love...just throw him a bone
and call it good.